Thursday, December 10, 2020

 Reverse Holiday Sale Contest!

For Twitter users: I will be purchasing ten (10) Kindle books at midnight, 12/24/2020 (GMT). Will I buy your book? Maybe. It all depends on your sales pitch (think #pitmad) and whether or not you followed the rules. Rules? The rules of my Reverse Holiday Sale Contest are as follows:

1. Cutoff deadline is midnight, 12/20/2020 (GMT)
2. Reply to my pinned tweet with your pitch and any links you want to include
3. Retweet my pinned tweet
4. You may enter more than once, but not for the same book
5. No purchase is necessary
6. You do not have to follow me

That's not so bad, is it? Follow the rules and convince me to buy your book!

The 10 finalists will be listed below on 12/25/2020.

12/20/2020 --- My contest has ended. I have 52 books to choose from. Not everyone followed the rules, exactly, but if you replied to my pinned tweet, you're in the running. From now until 12/24, I will be making my list and checking it twice. The ten winners will be listed on 12/25 at 5:00pm (GMT).

12/25/2020 --- Here are the ten selections I purchased:

@NorwegianThomas - Billie Albatross and Her Time Traveling Mom

@LoshadSpaceport - Unicorn Farmhand

@anna_mocikat - Behind Blue Eyes: A Cyberpunk Noir Thriller

@AuthorSJB - Timeshaft

@marina_erving - Terrestrial Magic: A Post-Apocalyptic Urban Fantasy Novel

@Tanweer_Dar - The Demon

@LukefahrLady - Bucky and the Lukefahr Ladies: Walking the Labyrinth

@vicmarswell - The Counterfeiter's Daughter

@AuthorBryan - THE PACKAGE: An International Thriller of Conspiracy, Murder and Betrayal

@JessSFrankel - The Auctioneer

On the Nature of Matter


No one knows the true nature of matter. The fictional CEO of the Brookstone Heuristics Corporation, Allen Brookstone, learns this explanation of it from a friendly alien in The Chaos Machine:



Five Months Ago - Mount Ararat, Turkey

Allen shook his head, "Why doesn't it ever fill up?"

He was sitting in the console room with Minerva who was trying to explain how the information was stored in the Chaos Machine. Allen had mastered the basic interface and had satisfied himself that he understood how most of it worked. But now he was trying to understand the mechanics behind the system and had wandered into a wholly different world. In front of them, about a half-meter above the console, floated a dully glinting sphere. It was clearly opaque, but had a shimmering luster about it that made it appear vaguely out-of-focus. Although they were only looking at a projection, Allen was assured that the real quadro-trilithium crystal at the heart of the machine looked no different.

"You indicated that you understood the nature of the synchronized singularities when we initially studied this," said Minerva.

"Yes, I did. I understand that the singularities in the crystal are attuned somehow to the ones making up the Earth and everything on it. I also understand how the singularities in the crystal can be read-out real-time to display the virtual mirrors of what the Earth singularities are doing. But there's a finite number of singularities in the crystal, right?"

"Well, yes," agreed Minerva, "but only in a volumetric sense. Remember that there's only one singularity to begin with."

"That's the part I'm struggling with, I guess. How can there only be one of them and yet they make up the crystal?"

"I think I see where you're going off track. I don't think that I explained that the entire universe is made up of just the one singularity. It is everywhere in everything, including the crystal, because it literally is everything. All matter, as we know it, is the result of the composite interactions of the nodal manifestations of the singularity." She paused a moment before continuing, "We live a very sheltered life here. I sometimes forget how primitive the state of knowledge is in the outside world. I skimmed through some of the current physics papers to get a feel for how little you know about matter in general." She looked at Allen with sincerity, "You're just going to have to trust me on this."

"I'm no physicist, but it was my minor in college and I was able to work through the math in quantum physics. Of course, the books I learned from have mostly been proven wrong or misguided, but I think I can understand it if I keep at it. You're so patient with me, Minerva!" Allen smiled and leaned back in the chair, clasping his hands behind his neck, "Fire away."

"If I didn't think you could understand it, I wouldn't waste your time." Minerva smiled back at Allen, "Hazel wants to make sure that all your questions are answered completely. He said to hold nothing back." She touched the controls on the console and brought up one of the simulacrums from the manual, "What we loosely call a singularity is conceptually what you might think of as a point or locus in space. It has no length, width, or depth. No dimensionality whatever."

"Check."

"So how many singularities can fit in a small volume, a pea perhaps?"

"How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?"

Minerva frowned, "I don't think I understand your question."

"Never mind," replied Allen. "An infinite number can fit in a pea."

"And how many can fit in something much smaller, like a grain of salt?"

"Still an infinite number." Allen grinned impishly, "But they're much closer together."

Minerva ignored him and continued, "So how many would fit in a singularity?"

Allen thought for a moment. For a brief instant he felt he could see what she was driving at and then the thought eluded him. "While the singularity has no volume, it can still contain an infinite number of singularities within itself."

"Exactly, only now they are crowded in so close together that they are indistinguishable from only one singularity."

"But if there's no volume, then they're not really contained, are they?" Allen frowned and rubbed his temples, "On the other hand, if they have no dimensionality, no volume is required." He looked at Minerva, "And if they have no volume they have no mass, either."

"Now you're getting it. If you can conceive of an infinite number of singularities contained in a single singularity, it becomes a little easier to understand the next part. While our math works out for an infinite number, it also holds true for a finite number. This suits our needs very well because there is a finite number of singularities comprising all of space-time and the equations are readily solvable for finite values."

"Okay, I think I'm with you so far, but I'm not sure where this is going."

"Consider what is commonly called The Big Bang. Just prior to that first moment, all the singularities in the universe were contained within themselves. Itself. And then something happened. They were suddenly allowed to spread outwards from the central locus. This spreading out, if you will, is what we perceive as matter. The movement of the singularities in relation to all the other singularities determines our perception of them. Some of them are neutrons, protons, and electrons making up atoms while others are photons, quarks, and dark matter and such. The singularities themselves have no size or mass, but their interactions produce a unified field that changes in quantum steps."

"I'm assuming this is not the same quantum theory I learned?" Allen asked.

"No, but it's similar in the sense that a singularity has one state at one moment and a different state in the next moment." She anticipated Allen's question, "A moment is defined as a very short period of time. Very, very short in this case." She continued, "So, moment by moment, the singularities throughout the universe change state in lock-step with each other. They are able to do this because they are simply different states of one singularity and merely appear as many."

"So the state of a particular singularity, or the apparent manifestation of one, determines what it is?"

"In a nutshell, yes. The real key is in understanding the relationships and how to manipulate them between moments. The food processor, for example. You take a fresh cheeseburger and store the states of its singularities in a template. Then you take a source volume of necessary atoms and rearrange their states to match those of the template. Swapping states between source and destination requires no energy. Moving them a short distance requires only a little bit. However, changing their state from one to another may require enormous amounts of energy or supply it in return. State-wise, everything balances everywhere throughout the universe."

"I think I follow you, so far. But I'm not sure what you meant by manipulating them between moments."

Minerva replied, "When the singularity changes states, there is an instant where it's in no state at all. Without outside influence, it will normally become the same state again the next moment. It is during this instant that you can influence the state it next assumes. Changing the state of the singularities in an aluminum atom so that it becomes a gold atom is possible, but this requires an immense amount of energy plus the addition of a lot more singularities. Changing the states of gold to aluminum, however, yields up energy and provides a source of singularities."

"So you make food and energy from raw materials. And, if I understand you correctly, as long as your state conversions run downhill, the energy output can be used to push some of them uphill where necessary."

"If by uphill and downhill you are referring to net energy input and output, then you are exactly correct."

"And the singularities in the quadro-trilithium crystal are in lock-step with all the singularities in the Earth?"

"Yes,” replied Minerva, “and don’t forget that the spherical boundary extends somewhat beyond the asteroid belt as well."

"But there's more singularities in our solar system than could possibly be in that crystal!"

"They are the same in number, but as you pointed out earlier, they are packed much closer together. After all, they have no volume."

"Then why doesn't the crystal weigh as much?"

"Due to the unique properties of the crystal lattice, they interact in such a way as to cancel each other out. The crystal has volume, but no mass, as we know it. It sits suspended in a force field to keep it stabilized."

"But there's still a finite number of singularities, yes?"

"Yes."

Allen shook his head, "Then, why doesn't it ever fill up?"

Saturday, December 5, 2020

The Art of Growing Kudzu

 


If you've never heard of kudzu, you're not alone. Unless you live in the southeast United States, you've probably never seen it for yourself. Originally imported from Japan over a hundred years ago, it was promoted by the government as a quickly-growing ground cover that was intended to help prevent soil erosion. Like many of the well-intentioned government programs, it soon got out of hand. Now considered an invasive species of Arrowroot, it grows rapidly and smothers the living daylights out of everything else. On the bright side, however, it's the perfect plant for people who have a black thumb.

If you've never had any luck with gardening, you should consider planting some kudzu. Within only a few days, you will have a lush batch of greenery that will keep you entertained for years to come. While you can grow it any way that you wish, the following guidelines will help you to establish a force majeure of greenery.

[NOTE: The following first appeared in the rec.humor.funny newsgroup circa 1995. The author is unknown.]

All you beginning gardeners out there might want to consider growing kudzu as a fine way to launch out into the great adventure of gardening in the south. Kudzu, for those of you not already familiar with it, is a hardy perennial that can be grown quite well by the beginner who observes these few simple rules:

Gardening Tips from Down South

How to Grow Kudzu

Choosing a Plot:

Kudzu can be grown almost anywhere, so site selection is not the problem it is with some other finicky plants like strawberries. Although kudzu will grow quite well on cement, for best result you should select an area having at least some dirt. To avoid possible lawsuits, it is advisable to plant well away from your neighbors house, unless, of course, you don't get along well with your neighbor anyway.

Preparing the Soil:

Go out and stomp on the soil for a while just to get its attention and to prepare it for kudzu.

Deciding When to Plant:

Kudzu should always be planted at night. If kudzu is planted during daylight hours, angry neighbors might see you and begin throwing rocks at you.

Selecting the Proper Fertilizer:

The best fertilizer I have discovered for kudzu is 40 weight non-detergent motor oil. Kudzu actually doesn't need anything to help it grow, but the motor oil helps to prevent scraping the underside of the tender leaves when the kudzu starts its rapid growth. It also cuts down on the friction and lessens the danger of fire when the kudzu really starts to move. Change oil once every thousand feet or every two weeks which ever comes first.

Mulching the Plants:

Contrary to what may be told by the Extension Service, kudzu can profit from a good mulch. I have found that a heavy mulch for the young plants produces a hardier crop. For best results, as soon as the young shoots begin to appear, cover kudzu with concrete blocks. Although this causes a temporary setback, your kudzu will accept this mulch as a challenge and will reward you with redoubled determination in the long run.

Organic or Chemical Gardening:

Kudzu is ideal for either the organic gardener or for those who prefer to use chemicals to ward off garden pests. Kudzu is oblivious to both chemicals and pests. Therefore, you can grow organically and let the pests get out of the way of the kudzu as best they can, or you can spray any commercial poison directly on your crop. Your decision depends on how much you enjoy killing bugs. The kudzu will not mind either way.

Crop Rotation:

Many gardeners are understandably concerned that growing the same crop year after year will deplete the soil. If you desire to change from kudzu to some other plant next year, now is the time to begin preparations. Right now, before the growing season has reached its peak, you should list your house and lot with a reputable real estate agent and begin making plans to move elsewhere. Your chances of selling will be better now than they will be later in the year, when it may be difficult for a prospective buyer to realize that underneath those lush green vines stands an adorable three-bedroom house.

CAUTION:

Make sure to close your windows at night to keep the kudzu out--especially if your bed is under one of them. Bear in mind that legal precedent has established that the murder of someone, who neglected to keep their kudzu in check, is but one instance of "justifiable homicide."


Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Two Different Views Sharing One Reality

[DISCLAIMER: This is a re-telling of a fictional story that I first read in the newsgroup rec.humor in 1997. It is attributed to a Barbara Mikkelson and was published in the Toronto Globe and Mail by Sharon Melnicer on September 4, 2007.]


TEACHER:

Today we will experiment with a new form called the "tandem story." The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph and so on, back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely no talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached.

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JANE:

At first, Betty couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The chamomile, which used to be her favourite for lazy evenings at home, now reminded her too much of Bruce, who once said, in happier times, that he also adored chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind off Bruce. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question. She'd switch to chai.

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JOHN:

Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Bruce Harrington, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Zontar 3, had more important things to think about than the neurotic meanderings of an air-headed, asthmatic bimbo named Betty with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harrington to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far ..." But before he could sign off, a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of his seat and across the cockpit.

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JANE:

Bruce struck his head and died almost immediately, but not before he felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Zontar 3. "Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Betty read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. 
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JOHN:

Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Meribian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dimwitted, bleeding-heart peaceniks who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace Disarmament Treaty through parliament had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. ... The prime minister, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the floor of the Arctic Ocean, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, pathetic, stupid Betty.

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JANE:

This is absurd, Mrs. Mikkelson. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic semi-literate adolescent.

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JOHN:

Yeah? Well, my writing partner is a self-centered, tedious neurotic whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of freakin' TEA??? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air-headed bimbo who reads too many Jackie Collins novels!"

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JANE: 

Brain-dead jerk!

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JOHN: 

PMS witch!"

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JANE:

Drop dead, you neanderthal!!

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JOHN 

In your dreams, you flake. Go drink some tea.

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TEACHER:

Okay! We're done now! Good job, both of you! THE END!

 

Sunday, November 15, 2020

The Potential for Election Fraud

[DISCLAIMER: I am not associated or affiliated with any political party (I am an American)]

DISCLAIMER: This blog post is not alleging that any fraud in the 2020 U.S. election has occurred. While I use the Dominion Election Management System (EMS) as an example, I am not specifically singling them out, but using them as a hypothetical model of any similar system of voting that allows for the potential of fraud (in my opinion).

If you look at the diagram above, you can see that there's a lot of equipment involved at multiple steps between the voter and the official tallies. Some of these steps can be observed by humans to insure the integrity of the votes, but some of the others are not observable at all. Essentially, the votes go into a black box and then the results come out of the black box.

Question: Is the output data the same as the input data?

Answer: Maybe.

Aside from equipment failure and operator error, there are two major components to the guaranty of vote integrity: (1) the honesty of the poll workers and (2) the honesty of the programmers behind the polling equipment.

The former has been with us for several thousand years while the latter is a relative newcomer to the game. Regarding the second component above, let's assume that I'm a programmer working for a voting machine company. Furthermore, let's assume that I'm basically a good person, but I really hate one of the candidates. Is there anything that I can do to make sure that "my candidate" wins? Is there any way that I can rig the outcome in some undetectable fashion?

The short answer is "Yes." In fact, there are many ways to do so. Even more if one or two of my coworkers hate the same candidate. And yet even more ways if a willing poll worker or two helps out.

A simple example: can you tell by looking at this sample ballot if the barcode choices match the others?

Whether or not it happens, voting fraud is likely to be unprovable, even with access to the source code. Whatever code is in the balloting system during the election may not be the same code that is intended to be there. If I were a programmer that rigged the election for "my candidate," even though I thought it was a Good Thing, I would be leery of ever telling anyone. To do so is against the law which, in some cases, carries some severe penalties for violating it.

Soon we will all be voting with our smartphones and we will get the results of the elections almost immediately. Since not everybody has a smartphone, we will begin a new generation of disenfranchisement. Not to mention never knowing what happens to our votes in the cloud. Paper ballots marked in person on the day of the election may sound terribly old-fashioned, but it is the most secure method available (in my opinion).

Friday, November 13, 2020

Signal-to-Noise Ratio


"The Information Age" has provided a veritable cornucopia of information that is readily accessible by anyone with an Internet or cellular connection. As of this writing, it's been thirteen years since the first smartphone was demonstrated by Steve Jobs at the 2007 Macworld Expo. Today, 2.7 billion people around the world use them on a daily basis to communicate with their friends and loved ones and keep up with current events. Roughly 35% of the planet is now interconnected in a way that has never been possible before. In 1991, there was only one website. Today there are over two billion of them. Most of them are totally irrelevant, misleading, time-consuming, but often entertaining. With one internet site for every four people, we are drowning in drivel.

On May 10, 1996, Timothy Leary and Ken Kesey connected two Macs through the Internet and conducted a coast-to-coast video chat. They marveled at the plethora of possibilities that this new technology would bring and how it would forever change the world for the betterment of everyone. Kesey noted, "All of this equipment is allowing us to get out from under the thumb of the major broadcasting companies and build our own audience."

Leary agreed, "Empowering the ten-year-old kid. The ten-year-old kid has got the equipment of a network now." Leary predicted that one day, "Everybody would have the capacity to be in everybody's ear." Twenty days later, he passed away, believing in a modern utopia that would be forged from technology.

Timothy Leary's wish for ubiquitous communications has finally come to pass. Unfortunately, the utopia that he envisioned has not; the interconnectivity of one-third of the planet has spawned something else entirely: a modern Tower of Babel.

However, I can't help but wonder if this is really leading us to a better means of education or not ...

In the world of electronic communication, there is a term called "signal-to-noise ratio" that is a measure of how much signal is getting through versus the (obscuring) background interference. In the parlance of teaching, this would be the equivalent to how much information is being imparted amongst the extraneous information that is being presented. For example, if a student can get 15 minutes worth of information by reading 30 minutes in a book, they have an effective signal-to-noise ratio of 1/2. Similarly, if they can get the same 15 minutes of information from a one-hour video, then they have an effective signal-to-noise ratio of 1/4. Granted that all students (myself included) learn in different modes at different rates, some modes of knowledge transference are still inherently faster than others. In a given day, a student can learn twice as much if their signal-to-noise ratio is 1/2 instead of 1/4. The trend to combine knowledge with entertainment in order to make it more fun and enjoyable is laudable, but it progressively decreases the signal-to-noise ratio.

We effectively hold students captive from K-12 ... that's 20,000+ hours of their lives. What signal-to-noise ratio do we want them to have during those hours? As we make things more entertaining and fun, are we diluting the essential knowledge that needs to be imparted over time? How many hours of actual learning are necessary to produce a literate product for the market-place by age 18?

Good question, but I don't think that the unfettered Internet is the solution.

Monday, November 9, 2020

Official Election Results

[DISCLAIMER: I am not associated or affiliated with any political party (I am an American)]

It's been six days since the polls closed. Not a single state has certified their ballots and declared a winning candidate, yet the corporate and social media have already declared Joe Biden and Kamala Harris to be the winner. While it is extremely unlikely that this will change, the odds are not zero.

Each state has its own deadline to finish their vote tallies and announce the official results for their state. The first of these will be Delaware, which has five days to post their official vote counts (unless the deadline falls on a Saturday or Sunday). As a result, the first official results of the 2020 election will be announced today (November 9th). Note that the citizens of Delaware didn't actually vote for Biden or Trump, but elected three party faithfuls who will represent the state when the Electoral College convenes on December 14th. These delegates will actually cast the official votes for the state of Delaware.

The next official deadlines are for Louisiana, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Vermont, and Virginia, which each have ten days to certify their results. The official vote counts for these states will be this Friday, November 13th. California has the longest window in which to count their votes. They can complete the tallying and announce them sooner than their deadline, but they legally have until December 11th to do so under their own state law. This is an interesting deadline in the sense that it violates Federal law which stipulates that the state counts must be certified by December 8th.

The media has done a marvelous job of conflating absentee ballots with mail-in ballots. The U.S. Constitution stipulates that all votes must be received by the close of polls on (this year) November 3rd. Article II Section 1 says:

The Congress may determine the Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes; which Day shall be the same throughout the United States.

While this has generally been interpreted to allow votes that are mailed in and postmarked by the day of the election, that has been in the context of voters that requested an absentee ballot for a valid reason. This year, a number of states changed their laws to allow for anyone to mail in a ballot. These mail-in ballots have different rules to follow than the absentee ballots; that's because, legally, they're not the same thing.

What has raised legal issues is how some states have changed their rules partway through the election process. Since the election laws are codified by the legislature of each state, any changes made by the state election commission is patently illegal. Any vote counted under the changed rule is an illegal vote. 

For example, in Pennsylvania, the state proceeded with counting ballots received, with or without legible postmarks to prove when (or if) they were mailed. This is in spite of their own law that says the ballots must be received by 8:00 p.m. election night:







The Pennsylvania Supreme Court allowed a three day extension to go forward and allowed votes to be counted as long as they were postmarked by the 3rd. Strangely enough, they okayed the counting of ballots with illegible or missing postmarks. The U.S. Supreme Court was asked to block this, but they let the Pennsylvania Supreme Court judgement stand while stipulating that the late ballots be kept separate from the others. The issue here is that the state court cannot change election law, only the legislature. Again, from Article II Section 1 of the U.S. Constitution:

Each State shall appoint, in such Manner as the Legislature thereof may direct, a Number of Electors, equal to the whole Number of Senators and Representatives to which the State may be entitled in the Congress: but no Senator or Representative, or Person holding an Office of Trust or Profit under the United States, shall be appointed an Elector.

It can be argued, with some merit, that this year is different because of the pandemic and the need to practice some form of socially distanced voting. However, the ballots in hand, at the close of the polls, should be the only ones counted. Those would be the legal votes, according to the U.S. Constitution.

Even in states with razor-thin margins, a recount will probably not change the outcome. However, the disallowing of late ballots may make enough of a difference to flip the outcome of that state. It is still unlikely that it would change the overall outcome, but by counting every legal vote, we can all be comfortable in knowing that our election system is still honest and secure.

WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER


PS: To those who would argue that the U.S. Constitution needs to be changed, well, surprise! The Founding Fathers had no illusions that their contract was perfect. In fact, they dedicated an entire article to the ability to do so. Article V says, in its entirety:

The Congress, whenever two thirds of both Houses shall deem it necessary, shall propose Amendments to this Constitution, or, on the Application of the Legislatures of two thirds of the several States, shall call a Convention for proposing Amendments, which, in either Case, shall be valid to all Intents and Purposes, as Part of this Constitution, when ratified by the Legislatures of three fourths of the several States, or by Conventions in three fourths thereof, as the one or the other Mode of Ratification may be proposed by the Congress; Provided that no Amendment which may be made prior to the Year One thousand eight hundred and eight shall in any Manner affect the first and fourth Clauses in the Ninth Section of the first Article; and that no State, without its Consent, shall be deprived of its equal Suffrage in the Senate.

If We, the People, don't like it, then We, the People can change it. It's that simple.


Monday, November 2, 2020

Election 2020


[DISCLAIMER: I am not associated or affiliated with any political party (I am an American).]

Tomorrow is November 3rd, 2020. It will mark the 13th Presidential election in which I have voted. Sometimes my candidates win ... and sometimes they don't. That's how it's supposed to work. As Hillary Clinton correctly pointed out in 2016:

“To say you won't respect the results of the election—that is a direct threat to our democracy! The peaceful transfer of power is one of the things that makes America America!”

Thus I find it ironic that she has been the face of the "resist" movement for the past four years and, as a result, America has become far more divided than ever before.

“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.”

I also find it ironic that the Civil War began with the election of Abraham Lincoln as the first Republican President, who replaced outgoing Democratic President, James Buchanan. Even before Lincoln was sworn into office, seven southern states formally seceded in order to protect their right to own slaves. It began with the orderly secession of a number of states whose state governments declared that they were no longer part of the United States of America, but were now part of the Confederate States of America. Abraham Lincoln's determination to unite a House Divided set the stage for what followed. The Confederates began the fighting by firing upon Fort Sumter, a Federal facility, in Charleston, South Carolina, on April 12, 1861.

In spite of what many people seem to believe, America is not a democracy. It is a Union of 50 member States that are United by the U.S. Constitution. Each state can act independently of each other, as long as they don't violate the overarching Law of the Land. In return, the Constitution restricts the Federal Government from meddling too deeply into States' affairs.

But, I wander (sorry). Tomorrow we won't know who our next President will be. Not just because of the unavoidable problems in dealing with 100,000,000 mail-in ballots (each of which has to be hand-verified before it can be counted). Nor because every State has their own way of collecting the vote tallies for determining their electors. They are free to do so because the Constitution protects their rights to do as they please under their own State Constitutions.

No, we won't know who our next President will be until December 14th. That's when the electors representing the States will convene in Congress to cast their choices for President and Vice-President. While these electors generally follow the choices of their respective states, they are not legally bound by the Constitution to any prior arrangement. Electors that are sent to Washington and change their assigned vote, are called Faithless Electors. They may be penalized by their home state—even sent to prison—but their vote will still legally stand in the Electoral College (once voted, it can be voided under individual state law, but not replaced).

The proverbial excrement is already hitting the rotating impeller and will only get heavier and nastier before the 14th of next month. That's when we will find out if we are still a Nation of Laws, or a de facto Nation of Outlaws. Six long weeks. In today's instant gratification world, that's practically an eternity. Plenty of time for peaceful protests on both sides of the aisle.

Try to remember what Hillary said about the biggest threat to Democracy. She was right, you know.

WE ARE STRONGER TOGETHER

[Video courtesy of C-SPAN without permission]


Friday, October 30, 2020

Tertiary Rainbow

36 years ago, my father-in-law needed to undergo a risky operation. The whole family was really worried about it. It was raining that afternoon where we lived when he was scheduled for the surgery and I saw a rainbow in the sky. I ran inside to get my camera, but it had faded before I could get a picture. However, high up in the sky, was an upside-down rainbow and I snapped a picture of it. We took the rainbow "smile" to be a good omen. I don't know if it mattered or not, but my father-in-law came through his surgery with flying colors.

About nine years ago, I came across an article that showed the first verified picture of a tertiary rainbow. The article said that they were extremely rare and, since then, only a couple of more have been recorded. It took me several hours of digging through shoe-boxes full of photos, but I finally found it. It's a color print from a 35mm negative (which I haven't found yet), taken with a Canon Epoca camera*. The photo shown below has been scanned at 300 dpi:


I uploaded this to EarthSky, since they seem to be interested in rainbows, but it didn't get accepted. I'm not sure what to do with it, so I thought I would post it here.

[Added] I've tweaked the brightness and contrast a bit to bring out the colors a bit more:



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*Epoca Camera - This was a bit of an oddball camera that was the best 35mm point-and-shoot I ever owned. If it hadn't died on me, I would still be using it today.





Saturday, October 17, 2020

Ode to Drivel II


(posted on the Internet, June 9, 1996)
One man's drivel is
Another man's gold.
And nothing can change this,
Or so we've been told.

A matter of perception;
A distinction of taste.
It's all self-deception,
And, oh, such a waste.

A rotting cancer spreads across
This once great land of ours.
The net result is such a loss,
While we waste away the hours.

Drivel here and drivel there ...
It's everywhere, you see.
In the paper and "Vanity Fair,"
But mostly on TeeVee.

Rationalize, if you will,
Another "Cheers" rerun.
No matter if it's only swill,
You like it `cause it's fun.

All work and no play
Makes Al a dull man.
But no work and all play
Was never in the plan.

Drivel drains our productivity
And with it all our wealth.
For a nation to be truly free
It's a matter of national health.

Every year we buy this stuff
Made in some foreign country.
And every year we sell our stuff
So our country can make more money.

For the last twenty years
We've bought more than we've sold.
And now our account's in arrears ...
Almost six trillion dollars we're told.

"Where's this money coming from?"
You might wonder in alarm.
From you, of course, you ignorant bum,
You've gone and bought the farm.

It used to be, not so long ago,
When everyone worked so hard,
We had a positive cash flow,
And a home and car and yard.

But the steady drain of capital
Is beginning to have its effect.
As people have less money overall ...
What else would you expect?

We're going broke together, you see,
While our leaders continue this madness.
Too many people on Federal Charity
And not enough to offset the rest.

Each and every week contains
One hundred and sixty eight hours.
Fifty six to rest our brains,
And forty to make the dollars.

Thirty hours of the residue
For eating and ablution;
Thirty hours from seventy-two
Leaves forty-two for a solution.

Forty-two hours each week,
Which could be so productive,
And yet it is the drivel we seek
Because it's so seductive.

So immerse yourself in drivel,
If that is what you desire,
Your brain will atrophy and shrivel ...
To yourself you are a liar.

It takes a conscious effort
To clean the chaff from wheat.
But if you are a thinking sort,
This will be an easy feat.

Not everything is relative,
There is an absolute.
And to the mind superlative
The proof of this is moot.

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

The Blind Men and the Elephant

[This is my own retelling of a story that I first read as a child]

A long time ago, along the side of a dusty road in India, sat six blind beggars. They would wait patiently until they heard someone approaching and then they would lift up their bowls with their pleas for alms. One day, they heard something different coming along. In addition to hearing the thudding steps of some great beast, they could feel the ground shake slightly beneath them.

"Who goes there?" asked one of the beggars.

"I am Paji," came the answer.

"What is that great beast that we can hear breathing before us?" asked another.

"That is an elephant," replied Paji. "I am its mahout."

"An elephant?" asked the first blind man.

"Yes," he answered. "I am taking it to its new owner."

"We've never heard of an elephant before," said the second beggar. "As you can see, we are all blind. Would you mind if we came forward and ran our hands over this elephant?"

"Yes," added another. "That way we can better understand what this creature is truly like."

"Not at all," smiled Paji. "He's about three steps in front of you."

The six beggars carefully placed their bowls behind them and stood up. Holding out their arms, they slowly approached the elephant.

The first blind man encountered the trunk of the elephant. As it squirmed in his grasp, he thought to himself, "It feels like a snake! An elephant is just like a snake!"

The second blind man found the tusk of the elephant and ran his hands down its smoothness. At the tip, he tested the point and pricked his thumb. "It's just like a spear!" he thought. "An elephant is like a spear!"

The third blind man reached out and grabbed the ear of the elephant. As it waved to-and-fro, he felt the breeze from it and thought, "This elephant is like a giant leaf or fan!"

The fourth beggar touched the side of the elephant. As he ran his hands up and down and left and right he could easily tell that it was like a wall.

The fifth blind man reached the hind leg of the elephant. As he ran his hands up and down the leg and then placed his arms around it, he thought, "This is just like a tree! An elephant is nothing more than a tree!"

The last of the beggars touched the tail and grasped it firmly in his hands. Feeling along its length, he knew that it was simply a rope. "An elephant is like a rope!" he grinned, knowingly.

They thanked the man and carefully retreated, feeling for their bowls. After a bit, they were once more rearranged along the side of the road and began to discuss the marvelous beast that each of them had just felt.

"It was like a snake!" said the first.

"No, it wasn't!" exclaimed the second. "It was like a spear, I tell you!"

The third laughed, "You're both wrong. It was a giant leaf-like fan!"

"The three of you are daft from the sun," disagreed the fourth. "I reached out in every direction and it was the same. No, an elephant is big and flat like a wall."

The fifth shook his head, "You need to stay away from the soma. That elephant was like a tree trunk. I put my arms halfway around it."

"You're all wrong," insisted the sixth. "It was a rope. How could you mistake a rope for a tree or a wall?"

Until their dying days, the six beggars argued over what an elephant looked like. Each of them had "seen" for themselves what it was like. Each of them knew that they were right and that the other five were clearly wrong.



If you want to believe that an elephant is a tree, you'll find people who agree with you and will go into great detail describing the tree. You'll also find a lot of people who keep insisting that it's a snake. Or a wall. But you don't believe them because you already want it to be like a tree. You don't really want to know a fact, you want your opinion to be the fact instead. That is because we are not rational animals, but animals that can rationalize.


Wednesday, September 16, 2020

On the Nature of Morality


Rationalize (v.) Attempt to explain or justify (one's own or another's behavior or attitude) with logical, plausible reasons, even if these are not true or appropriate.

I'm fond of the saying that humans are not rational animals, but animals that can rationalize. Unlike the lions that chase and eat the gazelles, we are able to modify our own behavior simply by choosing to do so. Whether we are aware of it or not, we each build up a set of rules by which we make decisions. Sometimes, we break these rules, but try to justify the transgression by explaining why it was okay after all. Maybe we turn to our friends for validation that we didn't really do anything wrong. We do this so that we can live with ourselves.

In any society, the individuals each have their own rules. However, by common agreement, sometimes these rules are expanded to the entire group. As long as everyone plays by the same set of rules, everyone should (in theory) get along. But how does each person develop their own set of rules in the first place? And how do you get all of these people to agree with one another?

While everyone can make up their own rules, or code of ethics, they may not necessarily share these publicly. A serial killer might somehow rationalize their actions, but they may be shy about sharing this with the general public. After all, what would the neighbors say? Most societies have worked out a common framework against which we can all make decisions.

So, what is Morality? What do we mean by it when we mention or discuss it?

Morality (n.) A particular system of values and principles of conduct, especially one held by a specified person or society.

There are basically two kinds of moral principles: (1) Self-deduced and (2) Handed down from on high. The first of these are the ones we make up ourselves. How we arrive at a moral compass that we are comfortable with is the result of the events that shaped our lives. The second of these are the moralities that are dictated by one religion or another. Regardless of the faith, these are the words of a god(dess)-like supreme being of some sort and they can never be questioned. Only obeyed. These rules may not make any sense, from time to time, but they must be accepted to be a card-carrying member of that particular religion.

Faith (n.) Firm belief in something for which there is no proof.

Pick a religion. Any religion. Obey its doctrines and have a denominational life. All you need is to have faith and believe in The Word. Your morality has been handed to you.

If you have trouble with that approach, and you have faith that a god(dess) does not exist, you need make up your own set of rules. But what should you choose? What 'do's and 'do not's should there be? Why have any rules at all? While it would seem obvious that lying, cheating, stealing, hurting, and killing are all bad things, not everyone agrees. There are no moral absolutes, merely suggestions and guidelines. What is sometimes called situational (or cafeteria) ethics. Pick and choose what suits you and get on with your life.

Without Faith, there are no wrong answers, only probabilities.

[DISCLAIMER: I don't believe in anything 100%. I assign a higher probability of a deterministic Universe than to any other arrangement. IMHO, the illusion of Free Will is the grandest trick of all.]


Saturday, September 12, 2020

Ignorance Can Be Cured

Preface

On many Internet sites that provide information, there is an area provided for the readers to comment on the article, whatever it may be. Some of these commenters know what they are talking about, but the majority are clearly ignorant about even the most basic concepts and facts. Most of the "discussions" devolve into a name-calling contest and those with the most stamina eventually declare themselves "the winner" after everyone else has given up and gone to bed.

Ignorance Can Be Cured

Merriam-Webster defines "ignorance" as "lack of knowledge." The corollary of this is that ignorance can be cured by acquiring said knowledge. With the advent of the Internet and smartphones, there is a plethora of information available to nearly everyone twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, year-in and year-out. However, information is only data. It must be interpreted and understood before it becomes knowledge.

When I was growing up, there were certain facts that everyone knew. There were seven colors in the rainbow, there were nine planets in the Solar System, and the Universe was expanding at an ever-decreasing rate. Now I know that there are only six colors in the rainbow, there are only eight planets, and the Universe is expanding at an ever-increasing rate. Nothing has changed about the rainbow, the planets, or the Universe, but opinion and astrophysics itself has changed its collective minds. The facts are immutable, but knowledge is not (unfortunately).

If you read or see something on the Internet, you may well accept it as "true" data and adopt this information as knowledge. Or you may regard it as "false" information and choose to ignore it. But how do you tell the "true" information from the "false" information? If there was a simple answer to this question, P.T. Barnum would have never been able to make a living.

We learn about reality in two basic ways. The first is through personal experience where we convince ourselves that a stove is hot and that we always fall down and not up. The only other way we learn is from others who share their knowledge with us. However, what they choose to present and how they present it, doesn't necessarily give us "true" knowledge, but simply their own interpretation of the facts as we currently know them. Not the truth, but their opinion.

There is a somewhat uneven sci-fi parody of Star Trek called "The Orville." In an episode titled "Majority Rule," the Orville is investigating an unknown planetary society where everyone votes up or down on everything using their ubiquitous smartphones and badges. During a discussion with Lysella, one of the inhabitants of this society, an observation by the Spock-like Isaac says it best:

Captain Mercer: "So this is an absolute democracy?"

Lysella: "Yes. How does your world work?"

Captain Mercer: "We select representatives who discuss issues and enact laws."

Lysella: "But ... what about everybody else? Everybody deserves a voice. That's what we're taught."

Lieutenant Commander Bortus: "A voice should be earned ... not given away."

Captain Mercer: "How do you know what foods are healthiest for your children or what medicine to take if you're sick?"

Lysella: "We vote."

Isaac: "I believe you are confusing opinion with knowledge."

The belief that the "wisdom of the crowd" is superior to a few knowledgeable individuals is, of course, the commonly-held opinion of the crowd itself. Unfortunately, the majority of us are ignorant and don't even know it. Fortunately, all we have to do to cure our ignorance is to Read The Fucking Manual (RTFM). Whatever media we choose to learn from, we are constantly told what something means. One source may say one thing about it while another says the exact opposite. They can't both be right, can they? So, who do you believe?

The Blind Men and the Elephant

A long time ago, along the side of a dusty road in India, sat six blind beggars. They would wait patiently until they heard someone approaching and then they would lift up their bowls with their pleas for alms. One day, they heard something different coming along. In addition to hearing the thudding steps of some great beast, they could feel the ground shake slightly beneath them.

"Who goes there?" asked one of the beggars.

"I am Paji," came the answer.

"What is that great beast that we can hear breathing before us?" asked another.

"That is an elephant," replied Paji. "I am its mahout."

"An elephant?" asked the first blind man.

"Yes," he answered. "I am taking it to its new owner."

"We've never heard of an elephant before," said the second beggar. "As you can see, we are all blind. Would you mind if we came forward and ran our hands over this elephant?"

"Yes," added another. "That way we can better understand what this creature is truly like."

"Not at all," smiled Paji. "He's about three steps in front of you."

The six beggars carefully placed their bowls behind them and stood up. Holding out their arms, they slowly approached the elephant.

The first blind man encountered the trunk of the elephant. As it squirmed in his grasp, he thought to himself, "It feels like a snake! An elephant is just like a snake!"

The second blind man found the tusk of the elephant and ran his hands down its smoothness. At the tip, he tested the point and pricked his thumb. "It's just like a spear!" he thought. "An elephant is like a spear!"

The third blind man reached out and grabbed the ear of the elephant. As it waved to-and-fro, he felt the breeze from it and thought, "This elephant is like a giant leaf or fan!"

The fourth beggar touched the side of the elephant. As he ran his hands up and down and left and right he could easily tell that it was like a wall.

The fifth blind man reached the hind leg of the elephant. As he ran his hands up and down the leg and then placed his arms around it, he thought, "This is just like a tree! An elephant is nothing more than a tree!"

The last of the beggars touched the tail and grasped it firmly in his hands. Feeling along its length, he knew that it was simply a rope. "An elephant is like a rope!" he grinned, knowingly.

They thanked the man and carefully retreated, feeling for their bowls. After a bit, they were once more rearranged along the side of the road and began to discuss the marvelous beast that each of them had just felt.

"It was like a snake!" said the first.

"No, it wasn't!" exclaimed the second. "It was like a spear, I tell you!"

The third laughed, "You're both wrong. It was a giant leaf-like fan!"

"The three of you are daft from the sun," disagreed the fourth. "I reached out in every direction and it was the same. No, an elephant is big and flat like a wall."

The fifth shook his head, "You need to stay away from the soma. That elephant was like a tree trunk. I put my arms halfway around it."

"You're all wrong," insisted the sixth. "It was a rope. How could you mistake a rope for a tree or a wall?"

Until their dying days, the six beggars argued over what an elephant looked like. Each of them had "seen" for themselves what it was like. Each of them knew that they were right and that the other five were clearly wrong.



If you want to believe that an elephant is a tree, you'll find people who agree with you and will go into great detail describing the tree. You'll also find a lot of people who keep insisting that it's a snake. Or a wall. But you don't believe them because you already want it to be like a tree. You don't really want to know a fact, you want your opinion to be the fact instead. That is because we are not rational animals, but animals that can rationalize.

RTFM

This Is an Elephant:

This rendering of an elephant is provided on the off-chance that some of you may not know what one looks like. Like the elephant in the fable above, the Constitution appears to be many different things to many different people. People that are as blind with ignorance as were the sightless beggars of yore. The intent of this publication is to try and open your eyes and see the Constitution for what it really is (and what it is not). While what follows is admittedly my own opinion, I would suggest that you find your own copy of the Constitution and read it for yourself. Don't let anyone tell you what it means, RTFM and make up your own mind directly from the source.

End User's License Agreement

Most of us are familiar with something called the End User's License Agreement, or, more familiarly, the EULA. Most of us have also never read one. We just click on something to acknowledge that we've accepted the terms and we can move on to more important things. Although we've all heard the sage advice, "Never sign something you haven't read and fully understand," how many of us simply initial where indicated and sign and date something? And, how many of us have later learned that there were certain caveats buried in the fine print?

Say it again: "Never sign something you haven't read and fully understand."

About twenty-five years ago, it was common practice to sell software on CDs. They came in a little square envelope with a holographic seal across the flap. Underneath, it said, "By breaking this seal, you agree to be bound by the terms of the EULA contained on the enclosed CD." How could you read the EULA to decide if you wanted to accept it or not without breaking the seal and reading the CD? By any analysis, this is clearly an illogical concept, but legally enforceable, as it turns out.

If you were born in the United States, then Congratulations! You are now a U.S. citizen and have broken the seal on the EULA thereby indicating your acceptance of its terms. As a citizen of the United States, you are now bound by the conditions in a contract that originated in 1789 and exists today to define the duties and obligations of all parties. This contract with its implicit EULA is, of course, the Constitution of the United States. Whether you know it or not, you are bound by its terms, even though you never had any say in the matter. In hindsight, since you've already signed this agreement, shouldn't you at least read it and try to understand it?

If you were not born in the United States, but have completed the naturalization process, then Congratulations! You are now a U.S. citizen and have willingly accepted the EULA in return for your citizenship. Unlike those who are born here, you had a choice in the matter. If you didn't fully understand the contract when you signed up, perhaps it's time to do so.

It's important to understand that the United States Constitution is a legally binding contract that spells out the rights of the citizens and the limitations of their government. If you are a visitor to the United States, you are not a part of this social contract, but you are governed by its laws, nonetheless. As the old adage says: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."

The Supreme Law of the Land

Whether you are a citizen or not, we are all governed by the byzantine layers of laws that exist from Washington, D.C., down to the various states and principalities and eventually down to the county and city levels. "We are a nation of laws" is often used to describe this collective assembly of do's and don'ts, and all of them are ultimately governed by the terms of the Constitution. This is why it is sometimes referred to as The Supreme Law of the Land.

One of the implicit duties of the visitors and citizens of the United States is to obey the laws as they exist. Failure to do so may result in some form of punishment and/or incarceration (or possibly even death). When more people than not ignore the laws they don't like, then the "Nation of Laws" becomes the "Nation of Outlaws." Laws were not made to be broken, they were made to be obeyed or changed. It is this ability of the citizens to make changes to the laws that distinguishes the Constitution from other forms of government.

While the Constitution was originally ratified in 1789, it has been changed many times since then (twenty-seven times, as of this writing). When enough of the citizens decide that something has to change, it can be amended to say something else entirely. This is by design. The people that wrote the original document argued for years over its wording, but were honest enough to admit that their best effort might need to be modified from time to time.

The Founding Fathers believed that people would actually read what they wrote and understand it. That they would see the beauty of its construct and understand how it protects them from their own government. How the government serves at the pleasure of the citizens and not the other way around. That the citizens would obey the laws because they created them and that they would change them if they disagreed with them. That each citizen would have the right to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness while protecting their neighbor's right to the same.

Unfortunately, for all of us, they grossly underestimated the ignorance of our society some ten generations later.

Ignorance of the Law Is No Excuse

The legal concept that ignorance of the law is no excuse has always been rather unfortunate, in my opinion. I don't think that anyone knows all of the laws that are on the books. If you accidently violate one, it's quite possible that even the most diligent citizens amongst us can unknowingly transgress in some fashion.

Merriam-Webster defines "ignorance" as "lack of knowledge." The corollary of this is that ignorance can be cured by acquiring said knowledge. Whatever country you happen to visit, it's important to know the laws of the land or you might find yourself being stoned to death for smiling at a girl on the sidewalk. In America, this means understanding (having knowledge of) the Constitution and whatever derivative laws might apply to your locale. Once informed, you will no longer be ignorant of the law and you won't need an excuse when you choose to disobey it.

The Constitution looks complicated, but it's actually fairly simple if you understand why it was created in the first place. For thousands of years, geographic groups of people have lived under one form of government or another. From the small tribal model with a chieftain in charge, to large territories ruled by a king and his military, people have existed in various states of mind and body. Some of these arrangements have been more successful than others. Some of them have been disastrous for the people involved. Regardless of your feelings for America, if you are a U.S. citizen, then you are bound by the EULA whether you like it or not.

Can't We All Just Get Along?

The phrase, "Can't we all just get along?" is a misquote from 1992 when Rodney King implored everyone, "[C]an we all get along? Can we, can we get along?" However, its sentiment was well-known in the eighteenth century (i.e., the 1700s) and it was the basis for the Constitution as the Founding Fathers worked out a framework in which everyone could, in fact, get along.

By 1776, countless regimes had risen and fallen since the founding of Eridu in 5,300 BC. Almost all of them were rebellions from within and simply rearranged the same players into the new social order. The Colonies of the Americas was one of the exceptions. As North, Central, and South America became more settled by waves of immigrants, they were ruled by the various countries that laid claim to the different areas. In 1776 North America, these were primarily France, Spain, Great Britain, and Russia. The original thirteen colonies (Delaware, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Georgia, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maryland, South Carolina, New Hampshire, Virginia, New York, North Carolina, and Rhode Island) were all under British rule at the time.

Being ruled by a country that was 3,500 miles and six-weeks' journey away was not an efficient management structure. Whatever emergency you might have, it would take six weeks to send for help and six more weeks for it to arrive. Being self-sufficient was notably critical to the survival of the colonies. Each under separate rule by families or governors appointed by the King of England, the people living there learned to go along in order to get along. By 1776, they had finally figured out that they could actually thrive a lot better if they didn't have to send the bulk of their labors off to England.

According to the laws of the Crown, they had nothing to complain about. After all, it was through the grace of King George III that they were even allowed to exist in the first place. However, that didn't stop them from complaining. And, even more importantly, they realized that if they somehow got rid of the British rule, they would have to replace it with something else. Something that was fair to everyone. Something that would let all of us get along.

The Declaration of Independence

Most folks today believe that we are each a lot smarter than the Founding Fathers would ever be. They knew so little and we know so much. But smarter? Not so. We are just less ignorant due to some additional knowledge. By 1776, the major philosophers over the previous twenty-five hundred years had explored almost every possible arrangement of the human condition. In order to replace the British law of the land with one of their own, they had to first come up with a good reason to disobey the King and start their own country. This, of course, was the purpose of the Declaration of Independence.

Many people seem to get the words in the Declaration confused with the words of the Constitution. The former has no legal relevance today and the latter governs our very existence. This is an important distinction since the Declaration based its logic on the existence of a Creator (or God) that trumped whatever human laws King George might think up. Passed unanimously by representatives from all thirteen colonies, it declared:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

Often called "the most potent and consequential words in American history," this was the basis to tell the King that they were declaring their independence from the Crown and forming their own Union. Even the Church of England herself would have to concede that God was above the King in the grand order of things. But, as we all know, the King disagreed with this logic and replied with his army and his warships instead.

It's worth noting that, unlike the Declaration, the Constitution makes no mention of God or a Creator whatsoever. And, as we shall see, it goes out of its way to avoid the topic altogether. The phrase, "and the pursuit of Happiness," includes the right to worship as you see fit—or not worship at all, for that matter.

Civilized People Require Civilized Rules

The thirteen colonies realized, that in order to successfully fight a war against King George, they would need to collectively cooperate within a framework that united the colonies as one. To do so, each colony amended their charter into a state constitution that incorporated their duties to the Continental Association. This assemblage first met on September 5, 1774, to formally protest their treatment by the Crown. This first meeting became known as the First Continental Congress.

On May 10, 1775, the Second Continental Congress met to prepare for war with Britain. On June 14, 1775, the Congress created the Continental Army and placed George Washington in charge of the war effort. It was the Second Continental Congress that officially declared their independence a year later.

On November 15, 1777, this same Congress proposed the Articles of Confederation and Perpetual Union which was sent to the thirteen States for ratification. On March 1, 1781, it became the first Constitution of The United States of America (as declared in Article I). It allowed the States to continue with their existing laws and gave only very specific and limited powers to the new Federal government. Although the Articles were not ratified until several years later, the Revolutionary War was carried out under its framework. The Congress was formally named as Congress of the Confederation, but it continued to be referred to as the Continental Congress.

This first trial run of the United States Constitution left a lot to be desired. On May 25, 1787, representatives met in Philadelphia to hammer out a new version of the Constitution that would remedy the problems of the existing one. Once it was signed by the 39 delegates from twelve of the thirteen States on September 17, 1787, it was sent back to the States for approval. On June 21, 1788, when it was ratified by the ninth signer, New Hampshire, it was approved and became official when the Congress of the Confederation certified that it was legal on September 13, 1788.

All of this was made possible by the citizens obeying the laws and working together against a common enemy. All of this assumed that each individual would recognize the rights of others while having their own rights protected by law. A civilized society treats each other as they would have the others treat themselves. A rude and inconsiderate society is less civil and inevitably leads to everyone being equally miserable through the collective attack on each other's rights.

Unfortunately, in spite of all of their wisdom, the Founding Fathers never foresaw the effect of smartphones and social media on the minds of the People.

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

It isn't entirely clear what the phrase "pursuit of Happiness" might have meant in 1776, but the concept is based on the philosophical works of John Locke. He proposed that any form of government had to not only recognize the inherent rights of its citizens, but it was also obligated to protect those rights. It was with this in mind, that the Founding Fathers envisioned a government that was created by the people for the people with the full and knowing consent of the governed.

Well-versed in the history of the world up until then, they sought to prevent their new government from falling into the traps of other governments before them. Unlike the internal revolutions of previous countries, they essentially had a blank slate on which to design a better plan than any before. Something that would survive over the centuries and never become tyrannical in nature.

The Founding Fathers deliberately chose a plan that was not a direct democracy. Instead, they chose a representative republican form of government. The citizens would select people from their individual areas to represent them and these representatives would work to make sure that their constituents were heard and that any concerns they might have would be properly addressed. An indirect democracy, if you will.

All of this is spelled out in the United States Constitution, along with the amendments that were added later.

Robert's Rules of Order

Modern discourse appears to have no concept of how to properly discuss things anymore. Yelling epithets across a police line is not having a conversation. Nor is it any way to solve our problems. First published in 1876, the introduction to Robert's Rules of Order points out:

The application of parliamentary law is the best method yet devised to enable assemblies of any size, with due regard for every member’s opinion, to arrive at the general will on the maximum number of questions of varying complexity in a minimum amount of time and under all kinds of internal climate ranging from total harmony to hardened or impassioned division of opinion.

Sounds like a good idea, doesn't it? It was this parliamentary mechanism that allowed the thirteen colonies to meet, discuss, and agree on the final structure of their new government. Most formal meetings today, whether they be Homeowner Associations, School Boards, City Councils, or the Congress of the United States, use some variance of Robert's Rules of Order.

(C) 2020 by Jim Hamilton